Assicons

We all know those cute (but very annoying) little computer symbols called "emoticons,"

:-) or :)
Smile
 
 
;-) or ;)
Wink
 
:-D or :D
Big smile
 
:-)) or :))
Very happy
 

:0)

Big nose smiley

Well, how about some "assicons"?  Here goes:

(_!_)

a regular ass

(__!__)

a fat ass

(!)

a tight ass

(_*_)

a sore  ass

{_!_}

a swishy ass

(_o_)

an ass that's been  around

(_x_)

kiss my ass

(_X_)

leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)

a tired ass

(_E=mc2_)

a smart ass

(_$_)

Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)

Dumb Ass

(__)

A Real Dumb Ass